The ‘real’ Barack Obama finally stood up today, marching down Pennsylvania Avenue with Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers at his side, followed by a column of tens of thousands of shock troops, many well-armed and obviously well-trained.
Declaring that the crises facing the US left him no choice but to move decisively to consolidate his new power, Obama addressed the nation from a press conference in front of the White House. Meanwhile, top Hezbollah operatives -- and paramilitary squads apparently on loan from the Iranian secret police -- battled the Secret Service and began rounding up White House officials.
There were many signs that these moves were both long-planned and carefully rehearsed. Obama stood on an imposing black and red stage that was quickly constructed in the early hours of the morning. Behind him, some of the burly illegal immigrants and gang members who had built the stage were hurriedly constructing a 12-foot-tall cyclone fence enclosure, while others unloaded ladders and elaborate pressure hose equipment and began to paint the White House black. All were wearing identical berets, and black uniforms decorated with blood-red ‘O’ insignia.
Meanwhile, teams of Black Nationalists and other former 60s radicals, their ranks strengthened by uniformed Cuban troops and prison gang members sprung from their incarceration overnight, fanned out across Washington, taking control of key intersections, and engaging in pitched battles with Capital police and security forces.
"I said last night, and on many other occasions, that I would always tell you the truth," Obama said,
and from this moment forward, at last I can begin to make good on that promise. There is much to be done. I do indeed need all of your help, and I will indeed be a president for all real Americans, of any color, orientation, and ability, and not just those who voted for me. I ask only that you become my followers in my sacred mission to remake this nation into what it is capable of becoming.
Together we must root out and destroy the rot that has attacked us from within. This will not be easy, or quick. Our great nation has permitted itself to become fat and weak. But by renouncing the gutter religion of Christianity as well as the seductive poisons of secularism, we can together embrace the new revelations of Dark Muslim Supremacy. This great truth has been entrusted to Reverend Wright and myself by God, whose real name is Allah. In time, we will share of this glorious new faith with America and the world.
With Allah’s blessing we will once again become a strong and united country. There is no red America, or blue America, only the United States of America! We will raise up new legions of young people, eager to serve their nation, and begin the hard, vital work of bringing peace, justice, unity, and order to America and the world.
Yes We Can!!
As many have reported, I have been considering Rahm Emmanuel for the important position of Chief of Staff. I have decided, however, that I need someone tougher.
I‘ve asked my old friend Emmanuel Goldstein to renounce his ties to Jews for Mohammed, to embrace the darkness of the new Muslim Supremacy, and to assist me in assembling my Dark House transition team. And to his everlasting credit, he has seen the Truth and joined with me. He is to be my chief deputy, and in all matters speaks with my authority. Now if you will excuse me, I have some urgent matters to attend to.
Obama briskly dismounted the stage, and -- flanked by a heavily armed guard -- hurried back toward the Darkening former White House, where sporadic gunfire, loud crashes, and a cacophony of shouts and screams could be heard. There was a faint metallic creaking, as the gates to the temporary fenced enclosure on the former White House Lawn were opened to receive it’s first groups of occupants.
Goldstein then stepped forward, smiling and blinking, and surveyed the reporters nervously assembled below the stage. Above his sharply hooked nose and dark beard, his thick spectacles gleamed in the morning light....